1 definition by BulletBuckley

cario

The pimpshit. A guy who has a big Johnson , he's funny as hell, buff as shit. He gets all the bitches. Only dates girls named Laura though. Carios are usually smarter than a mother fucker like those bastards are like rocket scientist 99.2% of the time

Hey girl you see that cario over there ? He's so pimpshit, buff, smart, and funny

by BulletBuckley January 18, 2014