After you climax with having sex in the missionary position, get into a deep horse stance over your partner’s face, hands in prayer positions and fart in the face.
If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.
If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 04, 2024
Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.
If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.
Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 05, 2024