1. (Noun) One of the main characters of the anime "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", specifically its third part "Stardust Crusaders". Kakyoin (full name: Noriaki Kakyoin) is a 17 year old Japanesee highschool student who possesses the stand Hierophant Green. Kakyoin is initially controlled by the antagonist, DIO, and forced to fight the protagonist, Jotaro Kujo, however he loses and is freed by Jotaro. He then joins Jotaro, his grandfather Joseph Joestar and Joseph's friend Muhammad Avdol on a quest to kill DIO. (SPOILER ALERT) Kakyoin eventually dies fighting DIO.
2. (Verb) To get kakyoin'd is to have a hole punched through your stomach/abdomen and die as a result. (SPOILER ALERT) Also known as being donut'd, this is the fate of the JoJo characters: Noriaki Kakyoin, Leone Abbacchio and Bruno Bucciaratti, however Kakyoin was the first to be donut'd.
2. (Verb) To get kakyoin'd is to have a hole punched through your stomach/abdomen and die as a result. (SPOILER ALERT) Also known as being donut'd, this is the fate of the JoJo characters: Noriaki Kakyoin, Leone Abbacchio and Bruno Bucciaratti, however Kakyoin was the first to be donut'd.
1. Weeb 1: Who's your favourite anime character?
Weeb 2: Noriaki Kakyoin from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure!
2. Josh: Daniel is such an annoying bastard, I want to kakyoin him.
Weeb 2: Noriaki Kakyoin from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure!
2. Josh: Daniel is such an annoying bastard, I want to kakyoin him.
by Bubblebody June 26, 2021
School is an insane time-waster, the place where mediocrity reigns supreme. If you aren't as smart as the the others, school tells you you're an idiot and forces you to learn the material at their pace - even if you can't keep up. They also lower your grades, which will cause everyone - your own family included - to be ashamed of you. However, if you are smarter and learn faster, school will still force you to learn at their pace, making what seems to be normal to anyone else unbearably slow for you, repeating 1+1=2 for months. Not only that, but the way of education kills creativity, one of the defining traits of the highly-intelligent. If that wasn't enough, for some reason, the average student tends to hate the smart, bully them and laugh at them at any opportunity. Appearently, 6.5 hours a day at school isn't enough, so you also have to do homework, extra work that you must do at home, no matter how many better things to do you have (ie; anything). Fun fact - homework is the only legal form of torture, and it is distributed to children daily.
in conclusion, school is where the slow are shamed and the fast are whipped to mediocrity. If you are an average intellect masochist that doesn't mind not having a life, school's the place for you. In any other case, school is purgatory. The good news is that you have to go to school "only" every day for 12 years, enough to drive anyone insane. Seriously, this is not a definition. This is a cry for help.
in conclusion, school is where the slow are shamed and the fast are whipped to mediocrity. If you are an average intellect masochist that doesn't mind not having a life, school's the place for you. In any other case, school is purgatory. The good news is that you have to go to school "only" every day for 12 years, enough to drive anyone insane. Seriously, this is not a definition. This is a cry for help.
by Bubblebody November 01, 2020