Bryson Taylor's definitions

spacial profiling

when you have an empty seat next to you on the plane, and you watch everyone getting on board, hoping no fat people sit next to you.

"Dude, I scored a nice window seat on my 6 hour flight, but a fat man ended up sitting in the middle seat next to me. I didn't even see him coming."
"Weren't you spacial profiling?"

by Bryson Taylor January 21, 2010