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Definitions by Bruno Cosentino

Midnight Express 

Attempting anal intercourse with your sleeping partner.

Note - This can performed at anytime of the day, but has more signifance when perfomed in the mignight hour.

Reference - Midnight Express (1978) - American college student sentenced to life in jail in Turkey for trying to smuggle Hashish. During his time in prison is repeatedly sodomized by jailers.
I tried to catch the Midnight Express, but got a slap across the face instead.