2 definitions by Bruno K.
A sexy mofo who lies about everything, especially his penis. Likes to lick people and have sex with cows.
Man 1: So then I won the game.
Man 2: Great story.
Georgis: My penis is like, a 24 inches long.
Man 1: Georgis, take your dick out of my cow!
Man 2: Damn that's small.
Man 2: Great story.
Georgis: My penis is like, a 24 inches long.
Man 1: Georgis, take your dick out of my cow!
Man 2: Damn that's small.
by Bruno K. January 11, 2006
A game that ended up sucking big balls. While anticipation for this game was high, Konami decided to pee on everyone instead of making a great game. They succeeded. Short and boring are two words that come to mind when trying to describe it. Konami decided to take everything good they did in Suikoden I, II, and III and take a gigantic dump on it. Here's to number V.
Friend 1: Man, i just played Suikoden II, and I fucking loved it.
Friend 2: Awesome! I just bought Suikoden 4! Let's try it out!
Random guy: Don't touch it! ::Grabs game and throws it. Game explodes::
Narrator: In retrospect, Konami should have never put a women in charge. The End.
Friend 2: Awesome! I just bought Suikoden 4! Let's try it out!
Random guy: Don't touch it! ::Grabs game and throws it. Game explodes::
Narrator: In retrospect, Konami should have never put a women in charge. The End.
by Bruno K. January 11, 2006