Broseidon Lord of the Brocean's definitions

Jazzy Apple

When a man relieves himself on an apple, and then wedges that apple inside of the girl's vagina, so that she can only sit there and feel herself slowly become impregnated.

HDR--I visited the orchard after school so when i was nailing sobes I could pull it out and jazzy apple her.

A jazzy apple a day always makes me say (FUCK!)

by broseidon lord of the brocean October 20, 2009

Bro-to

Your go-to bro

"I'll call up John to come with me to the bar. He's my bro-to."

by Broseidon Lord of the Brocean March 17, 2012