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Purple Ganon

The made-up shit your schoolyard friends would all claim was hiding inside every video game.

Oh, you never found the Candy Land levels in Super Mario Brothers? You can get there by earning 99 lives three times in the same level.

There's totally a Purple Ganon. You just have beat the game in under two hours without taking damage in order to see him.

by Brock Landers and Chest Rockwe October 11, 2019