Likes to shotgun beers. Send score 8.5/10 and loves to wear his 5.5 inch American flag shorts and tank top. Ultimate sex machine.
Person 1: "Did u hear that Taylor hooked up with 17 girls in one night?"
Person 2: "Omg he's such a brad."
Person 2: "Omg he's such a brad."
by Brittany the skater girl July 04, 2018
A hockey player with the bendiest ankles you've ever seen in your life. Uses 1 and a half rolls of shin tape on each one and still can't keep 'em straight. Prolly has supreme s150 skates and a sherwood stick with superman tape on the blade and Canada tape on the knob.
AAA player 1: "Oh god dude look at his ankles. Look at that stick too! Dude I probably wouldn't have even made the team this year if it weren't for my trusty dusty vapor 1x lite."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."
by Brittany the skater girl July 04, 2018
by Brittany the skater girl November 14, 2016
Harambe was a gorilla that got shot at the expense of a child. Let's take a moment to pray for Harambe...
by Brittany the skater girl November 14, 2016