Definitions by Brittany the skater girl

Brad 

Likes to shotgun beers. Send score 8.5/10 and loves to wear his 5.5 inch American flag shorts and tank top. Ultimate sex machine.

Person 1: "Did u hear that Taylor hooked up with 17 girls in one night?"
Person 2: "Omg he's such a brad."

Brad by Brittany the skater girl July 4, 2018

Bender 

A hockey player with the bendiest ankles you've ever seen in your life. Uses 1 and a half rolls of shin tape on each one and still can't keep 'em straight. Prolly has supreme s150 skates and a sherwood stick with superman tape on the blade and Canada tape on the knob.

AAA player 1: "Oh god dude look at his ankles. Look at that stick too! Dude I probably wouldn't have even made the team this year if it weren't for my trusty dusty vapor 1x lite."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."

Bender by Brittany the skater girl July 4, 2018

goth cereal box

Someone who has no shape, wears black all the time, most likely to be a girl

Person 1: She has no shape
Person 2: She's a goth cereal box
Person 1: You right

goth cereal box by Brittany the skater girl November 14, 2016

rip harambe 

Harambe was a gorilla that got shot at the expense of a child. Let's take a moment to pray for Harambe...

Person 1: Harambe was a god
Person 2: Hell yeah he was

Person 3: RIP Harambe

rip harambe by Brittany the skater girl November 14, 2016