Definitions by Brighton Early

Shitmother

A word to say at the end of long rant after you've run out of things to say.

Some guy: sooo bored
Some guy: what you think of the shakira lines i sent you/

You: IM VERY UPSET BECAUSE I HAVE TO EAT HAMBURGER HELPER AND YOUR SHAKIRA LINES ARENT HELPING ANYTHING MISTER
You: MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND BUY ME A FUCKING PIZZA
You: DAMMIT

Some guy: i'll take you to a pizza buffet

You: FUCK YOUR PIZZA PIZZA BUFFET BUY ME A FUCKING PIXZZA FUCK IM ABOUT TO EAT FUCKING BARBEQUE SHIT BECUASE THERE IS NO PIZZA HEREFUCK YOU
WHERE THE HELL IS MY FUCKIG PIZZA>>~>!~!>!>!!~??~!
! FUUUUUCK T

SHITMOTHER.

Shitmother by Brighton Early November 5, 2009