Brian Curtice's definitions

chartisan

An individual who has perfected the art of chart building for presentations in Corporate america.

This presentation is key to winning the deal, let's bring in our resident chartisan to make sure we look our Powerpoint best!

by Brian Curtice March 3, 2006

realitician

An individual (usually working in a call center) who understands people only know what they are told. Consequently reality is controlled.

The realitician knows that despite the fact he failed to enter the customer's PO yesterday he can put it up today and blame the order entry system (or shipping, or the fax machine...).

by Brian Curtice March 3, 2006