Brian Abbs's definitions

Melted Welly

Do have dubious facial qualities. To be ugly.

"You see that Pink? She's got a face like a melted welly"

by Brian Abbs March 2, 2004

Meatloaf's Daughter

A particularly large or generous crap. One which takes some effort to pass.

"You were in the toilet for ages"
"Yes I know, I was giving birth to Meatloaf's daughter"

by Brian Abbs February 24, 2004

quaaludes

schedule II narcotic from the 60's. the company that made them, maalox, discontinued production after excessive recreational abuse and improved chemicals were developed. Slang name: ludes

Derived from Quiet and Interlude.

My doctor has given me a prescription for quaaludes.

by Brian Abbs February 24, 2004