Brian Abbs's definitions

quaaludes

schedule II narcotic from the 60's. the company that made them, maalox, discontinued production after excessive recreational abuse and improved chemicals were developed. Slang name: ludes

Derived from Quiet and Interlude.

My doctor has given me a prescription for quaaludes.

by Brian Abbs February 24, 2004

Meatloaf's Daughter

A particularly large or generous crap. One which takes some effort to pass.

"You were in the toilet for ages"
"Yes I know, I was giving birth to Meatloaf's daughter"

by Brian Abbs February 24, 2004

Melted Welly

Do have dubious facial qualities. To be ugly.

"You see that Pink? She's got a face like a melted welly"

by Brian Abbs March 2, 2004