Definitions by Brian Abbs

Melted Welly 

Do have dubious facial qualities. To be ugly.

"You see that Pink? She's got a face like a melted welly"

Melted Welly by Brian Abbs March 2, 2004

quaaludes 

schedule II narcotic from the 60's. the company that made them, maalox, discontinued production after excessive recreational abuse and improved chemicals were developed. Slang name: ludes

Derived from Quiet and Interlude.

My doctor has given me a prescription for quaaludes.

quaaludes by Brian Abbs February 24, 2004

Meatloaf's Daughter 

A particularly large or generous crap. One which takes some effort to pass.

"You were in the toilet for ages"
"Yes I know, I was giving birth to Meatloaf's daughter"

Meatloaf's Daughter by Brian Abbs February 24, 2004