Brewmaster Jerry's definitions

disconnect-a-phobia

The fear of being disconnected after waiting an excessively long time on-hold or being transferred to a different customer service (etc) agent.

After being placed on hold for over 2 hours, my disconnect-a-phobia became overwhelming.

by Brewmaster Jerry December 7, 2021

Zucker-punched

Getting suspended from Facebook for a post that doesn’t agree with their agenda.

Instead of saying “I got thrown in FaceBook jail” say “I got Zucker-punched”

by Brewmaster Jerry January 21, 2021

fermentia

gradual decrease in the ability to remember things that you do or say after drinking beer

I am often reminded of my fermentia the next time I see my beer drinking buddies

by Brewmaster Jerry October 30, 2015