Definitions by Brett Stanaker

ITOFTS 

Web acronym for "I'm too old for this shit."

John: How are you feeling today?

Joe: I'm really hungover. ITOFTS!

ITOFTS by Brett Stanaker April 21, 2008

oneirotica 

pl. n. literary or artistical account of dreams that are sexual in nature.

In my dream journal, there's a lot of oneirotica.

oneirotica by Brett Stanaker April 13, 2008