2 definitions by Brett Stanaker

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Web acronym for "I'm too old for this shit."
John: How are you feeling today?

Joe: I'm really hungover. ITOFTS!
by Brett Stanaker April 21, 2008
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pl. n. literary or artistical account of dreams that are sexual in nature.
In my dream journal, there's a lot of oneirotica.
by Brett Stanaker April 13, 2008
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