Definitions by Brent DuBois

crusty keys 

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.

Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!

crusty keys by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008

crusty keys 

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.

Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!

crusty keys by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008