Definitions by Brent Dax
Crazy Ivan
1. In the book and movie "The Hunt for Red October", a sharp turn made by a Russian submarine to look behind it with sonar.
2. By analogy, any quick, unexpected and radical change in direction, literally or metaphorically.
2. By analogy, any quick, unexpected and radical change in direction, literally or metaphorically.
1. Dammit, she's pulling a Crazy Ivan! All stop!
2. Dammit, they're out of tickets. Crazy Ivan--let's go to the bar.
2. Dammit, they're out of tickets. Crazy Ivan--let's go to the bar.
Crazy Ivan by Brent Dax May 1, 2005
dingleberry scissors
The scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. These scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use--cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.
dingleberry scissors by Brent Dax October 9, 2004