Definitions by Brendan And Chris

Salty Eye-Patch 

A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.

Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!

Salty Eye-Patch by Brendan And Chris November 10, 2007