Definitions by Brazen Bandit

Mississippi milk dud 

Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.

My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .

Mississippi milk dud by Brazen Bandit December 14, 2021