Definitions by Brandy Vallet

bumcheese 

i.
The curdled poo that coagulates within ones'
bumcrack after not washing for several weeks.

ii.
A term of endearment for a loved one.

i.
Ew, you have bumcheese in your crack!

ii.
I love you, little bumcheese boy.

bumcheese by Brandy Vallet May 9, 2006