Brainzo and Debbie Does Malice's definitions

Boredom Crush

(n) To be wildly infatuated with someone who does or indeed often does not feel the same way about you emotionally where the infatuation has solely arisen due to boredom with one's own life and not out of any logical or rational thought as to whether or not it makes sense to go out with 'the boredom crush'.

For true boredom crush cases little gestures should be taken out of context and heart ache should occur wherever and whenever possible.

Veronica - "I've got a boredom crush on Paul and I haven't slept for sixteen days!"

Blaize - "My boredom crush Blake still hasn't text me back yet and I text him half an hour ago!"

by Brainzo and Debbie Does Malice September 1, 2009