Wickedassmuthafuckinways

Behavior that is including but not limited to: drinking, smoking, having fun, and watching these lil bitches pop they ass.

Well adjusted citizen: “Hey, I’ve been praying for you”

Wickedassmuthafucker: “But I want you to know this; If your prayers include me to stop drinking, stop smoking, and to stop having fun, and to stop watching these lil bitches pop they ass; If you’re prayers include any of those things they are not gonna work cause’ I am rejecting them all, and I will be continuing my same wickedassmuthafuckinways, I guess, if that’s the way you wanna put it”

by Brainacles November 18, 2023

Monkey pump

Used in reference to strong alcohol that can make someone go absolutely ape upon ingestion.

Well looks like we’re going crazy tonight boys, I’ve got some monkey pump.

by Brainacles November 15, 2020