Definitions by Bozo McScrotus

turd burgle 

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole

I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.

turd burgle by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015