Bourko Slowski's definitions

PG-13 dump

A crap so pungent it requires you to warn the next bathroom user. The warning should include a reason for the rating.

"Be careful, I just took a PG-13 dump in there. It was rated for mild violence and suggestive themes."

"Your child will require parental supervision as the PG-13 dump I just took is still lingering."

by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008

Infomercial crap

A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".

"sorry I took so long in there, I got stuck with an infomercial crap."

by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008