Definitions by Borris Beck
Trouser Barnacles
Trouser Barnacles by Borris Beck February 20, 2015
Gough
An acute involuntary reaction caused by overeating large amounts of greasy, low grade food. Combination of a violent cough and a gag which nearly induces vomit. Frequently happens immediately after a massive consumption, upon reaching the restaurant parking lot or on initial movement form the table. Bystanders often watch with a combination of horror and amazement.
Example 1 - I'm not feeling so good Brent, I just ate an entire beef burrito family pack, I'm about to gough my guts out.
Example 2 - After gorging himself at the Chinese buffet, Jay goughed so hard in the parking lot he almost blew a blood vessel.
Example 2 - After gorging himself at the Chinese buffet, Jay goughed so hard in the parking lot he almost blew a blood vessel.
Gough by Borris Beck June 28, 2012