M4

An extremely powerful assault rifle used by special forces and the U.S. military; it uses the 5.56 mm round. An M203 (grenade launcher) can be attached under its short barrel to cause maximum damage and doom. It is black with pink polka-dots and a lot of naked lumberjacks use them. Lumberjack slams are also delicious. They are eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, pancakes, and parsley. They taste slammingly tasty.
That stupid asshole was running down the hill when he tripped on a rock and the M4 Assualt Rifle he was carrying went off and shot a mailman.
by Borg November 28, 2004
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Slappy Jobe

An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.
Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow!
by Borg November 27, 2004
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