Huge guy in white robes with a beard. Shines a lot. Lives in the clouds. Apparently went AFK a couple thousand years back and hasn't returned. Level sideways 8 meme. Can fire lasers and burning apocalypse from hands, eyes, and mouth. Currently running for re-election as ruler of Earth against former employee Lucifer. Has bad relationship with son. Possesses magic sperm which can impregnate virgins. Master of the universe, creator of time/space, etc.
Election date: 12/12/12. Look forward to it.
This example must have the word "God" in it, so it shall.
This example must have the word "God" in it, so it shall.
by Boredom Strikes Again June 22, 2011