Boredom Strikes Again's definitions

God

Huge guy in white robes with a beard. Shines a lot. Lives in the clouds. Apparently went AFK a couple thousand years back and hasn't returned. Level sideways 8 meme. Can fire lasers and burning apocalypse from hands, eyes, and mouth. Currently running for re-election as ruler of Earth against former employee Lucifer. Has bad relationship with son. Possesses magic sperm which can impregnate virgins. Master of the universe, creator of time/space, etc.

Election date: 12/12/12. Look forward to it.

This example must have the word "God" in it, so it shall.

by Boredom Strikes Again June 21, 2011