Definitions by Boohole Pluggin

Stalemate 

When, during the act of defecation, one realizes that there is not sufficient time to finish due to difficulty of the dump, and therefore wipes prematurely.

I feel a strange pressure on my rectum because I reached a stalemate in the bathroom in order to make it to class on time.

Stalemate by Boohole Pluggin May 6, 2010