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Definitions by Bonjovi1991
Belfast monocle
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Taking a shit
on
someones
eye when they are
asleep
i just
gave him a
Belfast monocle
and made his green
eye brown
Belfast monocle
by
Bonjovi1991
February 17, 2009
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