chavland

Britain. The word comes from a slang word used by British citizens that describes ill-mannered, antisocial underclass people sometimes rumored to be inbred, homeless, or whores.
Bogan A: My British penpal feels agony each day from noise from streetpunks.
Bogan B: They don't call it chavland for nothing, do they!
Bogan A: Why?
Bogan C: Because they, for some reason, call their tramps "chavs".
by Bogan of the Desert November 26, 2013
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hesoname

A deviant behaviour characterized by kissing another creature's tummy.

f. Japanese "heso" - navel, + "name" - lick
Honker: And then, i'm gonna do hesoname to Berri.
Conker: WTF... (starts running after Honker) Honker! Honker, hold on, you arsehole!

(a few hours later...)

Conker: Honker, Berri's tummy is not for you to - oh, my god!...

Berri: Mmm...yeah!
Honker: Love that lint...
by Bogan of the Desert September 09, 2011
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