Definitions by Bobby 1969

doofatarian

An idiotic knobhead who constantly moans about feeling ill, as he has nothing else interesting to say. He bores even the tamest person in the world so much they want to beat him with razor wire covered bat.

Yet again he’s moaning about feeling ill, there’s nothing wrong with the doofatarian!

doofatarian by Bobby 1969 October 16, 2019

spactarian 

Someone who used to be quite intelligent but is now increasingly getting more and more stupid

He’s becoming a right spactarian in his old age

spactarian by Bobby 1969 October 15, 2019