A horse a girl is a crazy girl who has an obsession with horses, she doesn’t not admit that she is but she does call herself an equestrian, they usually talk about them all the time and act as if they actually are one, some horse girls even gallop and eat hair and grass (careful she might bite you if you’re not looking) . Usual names include; Emily, Maddison, Jemma, Sarah, Jessie, Emma
Non-horse girl; “Omg it’s a horse girl!”
Horse girl; “I’m not a horse girl, I’m an equestrian”
Non-horse girl; “uhhh ok then”
Horse girl; “I’m not a horse girl, I’m an equestrian”
Non-horse girl; “uhhh ok then”
by Bob the cog June 10, 2020