Definitions by Bob geldoff

mortlock 

Socially retarded and cant get it up and his girlfriend ffi doesnt like him

Ffi- OMG jason is such a mortlock
Dylan- really id say he just a cunt

mortlock by Bob geldoff May 6, 2012

forest gump 

Rhyming slang for a "dump" ie. a shite

"where is the paper, im off for a forest gump"

forest gump by bob geldoff August 4, 2004

cuntatron 

Someone who regularly displays characteristics of cuntish behavior.

"he always acts like a cunt!"
"Aye, he is such a cuntatron"

cuntatron by bob geldoff August 4, 2004