A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.
Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.
by Bo Slone February 02, 2009
A tattoo located on one's breast. Most often the tattoo is conspicuous thereby drawing attention to the breast.
by Bo Slone January 22, 2009