Blue hackle's definitions

Mikahself

A man who lays around and beats his dick until it turns blue. And rubs sandpaper on his nipples to get that “small areola look”. Often likes to use tactics like the death glare and to say “not right now. I’m busy”. Usually loses hair by the second from constantly having a midlife crisis since the age of 11

“Whoa! Look at that guys nipples!”

“Yeah, he must be a Mikahself.”

by Blue hackle October 30, 2021