Pithism

A short curt statement cleverly designed to get under a person's skin.

Your pithism has no teeth in it. If you don't quit lisping, you are really going to piss me off.

by Blue Ridge Bubba August 26, 2009

telecide

A vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. The penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.

Having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. The driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. The funerals of the four victims will be on Friday.

by Blue Ridge Bubba July 31, 2009