Definitions by Blue Hornet

Napoleon Firecracker 

A wanna-be Napoleon, after the title character, Napoleon Dynamite, as played by Jon Heder in the movie.

Did you see that Napoleon Firecracker run his bike off that silly-ass little ramp on the sidewalk?

Napoleon Firecracker by Blue Hornet October 4, 2006

Pretard

(n) 1. One who is too stupid to be a retard. 2. One who will require a net gain in intelligence to be considered merely retarded.

I told my brother the pretard that he could borrow my car last night, if he'd put some gas in it. He put in just enough to get home, so now it's sitting in the driveway and out of gas.

Pretard by Blue Hornet December 28, 2005