Definitions by Blames Johns

dick hockey 

A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.

Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?

dick hockey by Blames Johns May 21, 2017

Dong Blaster 

Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.

"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.

Dong Blaster by Blames Johns August 5, 2016