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dick hockey

A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.
Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?
by Blames Johns May 21, 2017
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Dong Blaster

Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.
"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.
by Blames Johns August 5, 2016
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