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Definitions by Black Passion

Santorum's Mustache 

A question whose answer one fears to seek.

Etymology: Rick Santorum used to have a mustache. It would be funny to see a picture of this. But there's no way you're searching for "Santorum's Mustache" on the Internet.
"Um, are you sure that hooker was really a woman?"

"Santorum's Mustache, man."