Definitions by Bitchy bartender
Alex the Thief
One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
Alex the Thief by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019
Sad Steven
Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.
Sad Steven by Bitchy bartender June 17, 2019