Bitchy bartender's definitions

Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.

Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.

by Bitchy bartender June 17, 2019

Alex the Thief

One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.

He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.

Then. He doesn’t even use it.

Dick.

Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief

I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.

by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019