Definitions by Bip Bip Daniels

The Last of the Mohicans 

That last piece of poop that just refuses to leave your anus, constantly making you late for important events.

Sorry Boss, I'd of gotten to the meeting sooner but The Last of the Mohicans just wouldn't let go.

The Last of the Mohicans by Bip Bip Daniels June 22, 2010

Grandma's Molasses 

The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.

I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!

Grandma's Molasses by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010