Definitions by Binskers the Cat

Bornstein 

1. To have sex in the missionary position, in the dark, with the local news on in the background.

2. Thoroughly average sex that is enjoyable but utterly unremarkable.

I thought she was going to be crazy in the sack, but instead we just Bornsteined and fell asleep.

Bornstein by Binskers the Cat December 15, 2009