Definitions by Billy McQuin

buttpriest 

One who worships and has a degree of control over and in the butt.
See asspirate.

That was my cookie, you buttpriest.

buttpriest by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003

Busted Condom 

Noun: A child who was not wanted by their parents, and who is obviously not wanted by their present company.

He's just a busted condom.

Busted Condom by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003