Billy’s number 1 fan's definitions

Billy

A simple minded individual who enjoys the little things in life. Usually obsessed with nutrition and working out but strangely one of the most unathletic specimens you can meet. Most likely an adult male who still seeks free haircuts or enjoys buying out the last of stock Pokémon cards, ruining who they are really meant for, children. Secretly uses yogurt as lubricant for self pleasure. Adequate at spike-ball, loves hump days and trouser day.

“Is that billy wearing sweatpants to the opera”

“Yeah, but it’s his good pair”

by Billy’s number 1 fan November 23, 2021