Billiemski Le Wiglud's definitions

fuzz muffin

an endearing term for one's pet cat.

I let the fuzz muffin outside this morning, told her to go catch me a mouse or a bird or basically do something useful. So, she comes back and drops a dead baby bat at my feet. Y'know, a mouse with wings, and she looks at me as if to say: " So, how's THAT?"

by Billiemski Le Wiglud March 1, 2008