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wake and tank

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Wake and tank is the art of waking up and drinking with the objective of getting shitfaced hammered drunk before noon.
dude i wake and tanked yesterday and i was shitfaced hammered drunk by 10:00am.
by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011
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shitfaced hammered drunk

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to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.
holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.
by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011
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