Bill Oddie.'s definitions

Cold Dick

The act of loveless sex. The type of intercourse that you might have with a Lady of the Night. Often both parties have come to a mutual arrangement to satisfy each of their needs. Following the act, the participants are often left with feelings of self-loathing and cheapness but this will by no means stop them from persuing further opportunities for a bit of cold dick.

Are you seeing that girl again tonight?
Yea, I'm gonna give her a bit of cold dick.

OR

I need to find some tang. Gonna get me some cold dick action.

by Bill Oddie. December 14, 2012