Definitions by Bike Man

wrong way jose 

a person, typically an illegal alien, who rides his bicycle against traffic in violation of the law . Usually a wrong way jose will ride in low light conditions without using lights or reflectors

That wrong way jose is going to get hit one day.

wrong way jose by Bike Man November 12, 2009

ninja cyclist 

someone who operates a bicycle in dark or low light conditions with no lights or reflectors and usually wearing dark clothing. Ninja cyclists typically ride against traffic and/or on sidewalks in violation of local laws.

(after slamming on brakes) "I didnt even see that ninja cyclist blow that stop sign. I could have hit him"

ninja cyclist by Bike Man November 3, 2009