Definitions by Bigguns McGee

sperm zits 

Blemishes formed on a man or woman's face after receiving a cum facial. These zits are believed to be caused by individual sperms getting trapped in the pores looking for something to impregnate. :( poor lil guys.

Betty/Bill, you should get some clearasil for those sperm zits I gave you last night.

sperm zits by Bigguns McGee July 7, 2010