California cow

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California
Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
by Big boy Bob January 09, 2022
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