Dleep

To have a dream conspicuously filled with penises.

The dream itself—one long, mildly chaotic phallus-parade marching through REM

Etymology.
Portmanteau of d*ck + sleep; also a typo cousin of deep sleep that went wildly off-course (c. 2025).

Related terms.
REM-R-rated, eggplant reverie, nocturnal noodle nonsense.

Synonyms.
Phallusy dream, pipe night, sausage fantasia (chef’s kiss optional).

verb: “I dleeped after scrolling the eggplant emoji for way too long.”

noun: “Last night’s dleep had a tuxedoed… orchestra? Hard to explain.”

Examples.

“Bro, I passed out on the couch and dleeped so hard my alarm turned into a 6-foot bratwurst.”

“She woke up giggling—apparently a bachelorette party crashed her dleep.”

“Can’t talk yet, still shaking off a dleep hangover.”

Conjugation.
dleep, dleeps, dleeping; past dleeped or (regional internet) dlept.

by Big Yum September 10, 2025